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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Walk into a Bar.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar.

Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
"The media is really tearing you apart for that Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

American History Review

American History: The American People are Screwed If The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good!"

Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road...

Why did the chicken cross the road One of the age old questions has to be, Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

So we thought we would ask some of the most well know people throughout history the question and see what their answers might be. See which one you agree with the most:

The Real Reason Politicians Want Gun Control

I think I have finally figured out why all the Democrats are so gung-ho about passing Gun Control Legislation and are trying to take all the guns away from our citizens. It is not about keeping them out of the hands of madmen, gangs or drug dealers. It is not even about doing it for the "the children" which is one of their favorite mantras. No, the real truth is that they are trying to protect us from themselves.

Really.....just consider these facts:

Canadian Editorial Humor Aimed at the US

This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.

10) Only in America ... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

9) Only in America ... could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. 40+% of all federal entitlements go to black Americans – 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

AMA Insight

This is a hoot! The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.



The Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
but the 

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.



The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the

 Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.



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